The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

Skippylist: Once upon a time, there was apparently a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. The site hasn't been updated in a couple of years (SPC Schwarz has probably been reassigned to the Pentagon), but it's definitely worth a look. A couple favorites: 2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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